"so youre saying all you can make is KETCHUP and PLATES??"
"actually, your majesty, theyre saucers"
CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM
YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR.
WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.
This makes so much sense.
klk doodle requests 2/?
Satsuki for anon.
Still taking more if anyone is interested.
petition to replace Zero Suit Samus’ rocket heels with moon shoes
whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
What the hell is this Nintendo WHAT THE HELL IS THIS oh my god
watch the whole thing. THE WHOLE THING.
this is the company to which i throw my everlasting allegiance and devotion
Eating banana bread, when suddenly i’m chewing on a bug! I am VERY grossed out.